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Description

If your kiddo loves all things gruesome, it’s high time they meet The Twits. In this Book Pocket Tonie, Mr. Twit is a smelly man with sardines in his beard. Mrs. Twit is always plotting her next trick. This husband and wife are so full of schemes, they keep the Muggle-Wump monkeys captive. But not for long…

List of titles:
01 - Opening Credits
02 - CHAPTER 1: Hairy Faces
03 - CHAPTER 2: Mr Twit
04 - CHAPTER 3: Dirty Beards
05 - CHAPTER 4: Mrs Twit
06 - CHAPTER 5: The Glass Eye
07 - CHAPTER 6: The Frog
08 - CHAPTER 7: The Wormy Spaghetti
09 - CHAPTER 8: The Funny Walking Stick
10 - CHAPTER 9: Mrs Twit Has the Shrinks
11 - CHAPTER 10: Mrs Twit Gets a Stretching
12 - CHAPTER 11: Mrs Twit Goes Ballooning Up
13 - CHAPTER 12: Mrs Twit Comes Ballooning Down
14 - CHAPTER 13: Mr Twit Gets a Horrid Shock
15 - CHAPTER 14: The House, the Tree and the Monkey Cage
16 - CHAPTER 15: Hugtight Sticky Glue
17 - CHAPTER 16: Four Sticky Little Boys
18 - CHAPTER 17: The Great Upside-Down Monkey Circus
19 - CHAPTER 18: The Roly-Poly Bird to the Rescue
20 - CHAPTER 19: No Bird Pie for Mr Twit
21 - CHAPTER 20: Still No Bird Pie for Mr Twit
22 - CHAPTER 21: Mr and Mrs Twit Go Off to Buy Guns
23 - CHAPTER 22: Muggle-Wump Has an Idea
24 - CHAPTER 23: The Great Glue Painting Begins
25 - CHAPTER 24: The Carpet Goes on the Ceiling
26 - CHAPTER 25: The Furniture Goes Up
27 - CHAPTER 26: The Ravens Swoop Over
28 - CHAPTER 27: The Twits Are Turned Upside Down
29 - CHAPTER 28: The Monkeys Escape
30 - CHAPTER 29: The Twits Get the Shrinks
31 - Closing Credits

Running Times: 62 min. Age 6+

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Detailed Delivery Information

UK Economy Delivery

We use Royal Mail Tracked 48 as our main economy delivery service for all parcels. (Items classified as Large Letter by Royal Mail will be sent by Royal Mail 48).

This service aims to deliver within 2-3 working days and is tracked to the delivery point. SMS or email notifications will be sent to you if you have filled in the contact details on your order. This will allow you to view your delivery options prior to delivery and have advanced notice of a delivery day.

We aim to dispatch your order the same day if paid for before 2pm (excluding weekends and UK public holidays). Please note that if your order contains an item with a 1-2 day handling time your item will take longer to dispatch.

Once dispatched you will receive a notification and the item will then be delivered in the next 2-3 working days.

Delivery charges will be automatically calculated at the checkout page.

All product prices quoted are inclusive of VAT.

Please note that we cannot accept orders billed to or addressed to PO Boxes.

UK Express / Next Day Delivery

We will supply your email address and/or mobile number to the courier, they will use this to send you notification emails and SMS to let you know when your parcel will arrive.

*Where our Express/Next Day delivery service has been selected we aim to dispatch your goods from our warehouse in less than 1 working day of you placing your order (excluding weekends and UK public holidays). We will send you an email confirming when we have dispatched your order. Delivery will normally take 1-2 working days from the moment you place your order.

Please note that Express/Next Day delivery is a trackable service.

Delivery charges will be automatically calculated at the checkout page.

All product prices quoted are inclusive of VAT.

Please note that we can't accept orders billed to or addressed to PO Boxes.

Non-Mainland UK Shipping Information

Applies to: Northern Ireland, Channel Islands, Isle Of Man, Scottish Highlands & Islands, Scilly Isles.

Free on all orders under 5KG.

If your order weighs more than 5KG we will need to ship this via DPD which will incur a delivery charge of £9.99.

Please note this is only on orders over 5KG and most orders will come to less than 5KG.

Orders will be shipped on a 2 Day Service regardless of shipping option selected.

International Delivery

Shipping to Europe currently suspended due to changes with Brexit. More information due soon.

Shipping to Non European Countries

Shipping to Non European destinations is charged based on order value & order weight. In certain cases extra shipping charges may be required.

We aim to dispatch your goods from our warehouse within 2 working days of you placing your order (excluding weekends and UK public holidays). We will send you an email confirming when we have dispatched your order. Postal delivery will normally take a further 5 working days.

Delivery times and charges vary by country.

Multiple delivery addresses in the same order will result in multiple delivery charges.

When ordering goods from Jadlam Toys & models for delivery overseas you may be subject to import duties and taxes, which are levied once the package reaches the specified destination. Any additional charges for customs clearance must be borne by you; we have no control over these charges and cannot predict what they may be. Customs policies vary widely from country to country, so you should contact your local customs office for further information. Additionally, please note that when ordering from Jadlam Toys & Models, you are considered the importer of record and must comply with all laws and regulations of the country in which you are receiving the goods.

All product prices quoted are inclusive of VAT (Value Added Tax). VAT on non EU deliveries cannot be reclaimed.

Important Note on Delivery Times

We do everything we can to meet the delivery times specified in this section. However, occasionally delivery times may be affected by factors beyond the control of Jadlam Racing and therefore cannot be guaranteed.

Key Information at a Glance

The most important points from our returns policy.

 Return unwanted items within 30 days (unopened).

 We provide free return shipping for any faulty, damaged, or incorrectly sent items.

 All returns must be initiated by completing our official Returns Form for efficient processing.

 Ensure items are returned in 'as new' condition with original packaging to qualify for a full refund.

Can I return my item?

Not Wanted

An unwanted product can be returned for a full refund within 30 days of delivery as long as it’s still in its original, unopened packaging.

In accordance with your rights when you purchase goods online, unwanted items can be returned even if you have opened them for inspection as long as you let us know within 14 calendar days from the day after delivery. You can examine the goods as you would in a shop but to obtain a full refund you must not use them. The goods must be returned in ‘as new’ condition and in their original packaging. The packaging must not be ripped or damaged or we may refuse the return.

Returns and exchanges can only be processed with proof of purchase. Please provide your order number when you return a product.

You will be liable for the cost of returning the goods to us and must ensure that they are returned in protective packaging.

Faulty or Damaged

If you have received a damaged or faulty item from us you can return it for a repair, replacement or refund.

If the item is faulty or damaged we will cover the costs of the return shipping. Please contact us prior to returning so we can arrange a free returns label or resolve the fault you are experiencing.

Please make it clear what the issue is on our returns paperwork, as some minor issues may not be very clear to our returns department.

Some manufacturers prefer to deal with faulty items themselves, so returns may be sent directly to the manufacturer. This helps you get a replacement or repair faster.

Incorrect

An item received incorrectly can be returned for a refund or replacement. Please make it clear on the returns paperwork which action you would like us to take. If you do not complete this section, we will automatically issue a refund.

If the item is incorrect, we will cover the return shipping costs. Please complete a returns request form by clicking here and we will provide a returns shipping label for you.

What is your Returns Period?

You can return an item up to 30 days after the date of delivery.

EXTENDED CHRISTMAS RETURNS (covers all orders placed in November & December 2024) ends 31st January 2025.

How do I cancel my order?

If you choose to cancel an order that you have not yet received, please contact us via phone or email. Have your order number ready for quicker processing. Use "Cancellation Request" in your contact message.

We do our best to cancel orders quickly, but it's possible the order is dispatched before we process your request.

If your order has already shipped, you'll need to return it after receiving it. This will be treated as an unwanted return, and you’ll be responsible for return shipping costs.

What are my cancellation rights?

You may cancel an order from the moment it's placed until 14 days after you receive the goods.

Please contact us by phone or email to request a cancellation.

How do I start a return?

You need to complete our Returns Form. A member of our Returns Department will contact you with full instructions.

How do I return my item?

Please complete our Returns Form. We will contact you with instructions.

If you're arranging your own return, please use a tracked courier service. We cannot be held liable for undelivered returns. Reuse original packaging if possible, or make sure the item is well protected and dry in transit.

Check Royal Mail or parcel services like Parcel2Go for competitive rates.

How much does it cost to return an item?

The cost depends on the return reason:

  • Unwanted item: You cover return shipping costs.
  • Damaged/Faulty item: We cover the return shipping.
  • Incorrect item: We cover the return shipping.

For self-paid returns, we recommend Royal Mail or Parcel2Go. A small tracked parcel via Royal Mail should cost around £5; courier options may range £7–10.

When we cover return shipping, we’ll send you a returns label. Complete the form by clicking here.

A restocking fee may apply for returns due to customer error or if items are returned in a condition different from what was stated.

Once your return is approved, you have 14 days to send the item. After that, the return is cancelled and no refund will be issued.

When will I be refunded?

We process refunds or replacements within 3–5 working days of receiving your return. If you used a tracked courier, you can confirm when the item was received. If you don’t hear from us within 7 working days, please get in touch.

How should I package my return?

We recommend reusing the original packaging. You must ensure the item is returned in protective packaging. Items returned damaged or without proper care may not qualify for a refund.

Description

If your kiddo loves all things gruesome, it’s high time they meet The Twits. In this Book Pocket Tonie, Mr. Twit is a smelly man with sardines in his beard. Mrs. Twit is always plotting her next trick. This husband and wife are so full of schemes, they keep the Muggle-Wump monkeys captive. But not for long…

List of titles:
01 - Opening Credits
02 - CHAPTER 1: Hairy Faces
03 - CHAPTER 2: Mr Twit
04 - CHAPTER 3: Dirty Beards
05 - CHAPTER 4: Mrs Twit
06 - CHAPTER 5: The Glass Eye
07 - CHAPTER 6: The Frog
08 - CHAPTER 7: The Wormy Spaghetti
09 - CHAPTER 8: The Funny Walking Stick
10 - CHAPTER 9: Mrs Twit Has the Shrinks
11 - CHAPTER 10: Mrs Twit Gets a Stretching
12 - CHAPTER 11: Mrs Twit Goes Ballooning Up
13 - CHAPTER 12: Mrs Twit Comes Ballooning Down
14 - CHAPTER 13: Mr Twit Gets a Horrid Shock
15 - CHAPTER 14: The House, the Tree and the Monkey Cage
16 - CHAPTER 15: Hugtight Sticky Glue
17 - CHAPTER 16: Four Sticky Little Boys
18 - CHAPTER 17: The Great Upside-Down Monkey Circus
19 - CHAPTER 18: The Roly-Poly Bird to the Rescue
20 - CHAPTER 19: No Bird Pie for Mr Twit
21 - CHAPTER 20: Still No Bird Pie for Mr Twit
22 - CHAPTER 21: Mr and Mrs Twit Go Off to Buy Guns
23 - CHAPTER 22: Muggle-Wump Has an Idea
24 - CHAPTER 23: The Great Glue Painting Begins
25 - CHAPTER 24: The Carpet Goes on the Ceiling
26 - CHAPTER 25: The Furniture Goes Up
27 - CHAPTER 26: The Ravens Swoop Over
28 - CHAPTER 27: The Twits Are Turned Upside Down
29 - CHAPTER 28: The Monkeys Escape
30 - CHAPTER 29: The Twits Get the Shrinks
31 - Closing Credits

Running Times: 62 min. Age 6+

Rewards

Rewarding every enthusiast

You can earn and redeem Jadlam Rewards across our entire range of products. Every purchase brings you closer to your next reward.

View Rewards
Jadlam Rewards Card

Delivery

Detailed Delivery Information

UK Economy Delivery

We use Royal Mail Tracked 48 as our main economy delivery service for all parcels. (Items classified as Large Letter by Royal Mail will be sent by Royal Mail 48).

This service aims to deliver within 2-3 working days and is tracked to the delivery point. SMS or email notifications will be sent to you if you have filled in the contact details on your order. This will allow you to view your delivery options prior to delivery and have advanced notice of a delivery day.

We aim to dispatch your order the same day if paid for before 2pm (excluding weekends and UK public holidays). Please note that if your order contains an item with a 1-2 day handling time your item will take longer to dispatch.

Once dispatched you will receive a notification and the item will then be delivered in the next 2-3 working days.

Delivery charges will be automatically calculated at the checkout page.

All product prices quoted are inclusive of VAT.

Please note that we cannot accept orders billed to or addressed to PO Boxes.

UK Express / Next Day Delivery

We will supply your email address and/or mobile number to the courier, they will use this to send you notification emails and SMS to let you know when your parcel will arrive.

*Where our Express/Next Day delivery service has been selected we aim to dispatch your goods from our warehouse in less than 1 working day of you placing your order (excluding weekends and UK public holidays). We will send you an email confirming when we have dispatched your order. Delivery will normally take 1-2 working days from the moment you place your order.

Please note that Express/Next Day delivery is a trackable service.

Delivery charges will be automatically calculated at the checkout page.

All product prices quoted are inclusive of VAT.

Please note that we can't accept orders billed to or addressed to PO Boxes.

Non-Mainland UK Shipping Information

Applies to: Northern Ireland, Channel Islands, Isle Of Man, Scottish Highlands & Islands, Scilly Isles.

Free on all orders under 5KG.

If your order weighs more than 5KG we will need to ship this via DPD which will incur a delivery charge of £9.99.

Please note this is only on orders over 5KG and most orders will come to less than 5KG.

Orders will be shipped on a 2 Day Service regardless of shipping option selected.

International Delivery

Shipping to Europe currently suspended due to changes with Brexit. More information due soon.

Shipping to Non European Countries

Shipping to Non European destinations is charged based on order value & order weight. In certain cases extra shipping charges may be required.

We aim to dispatch your goods from our warehouse within 2 working days of you placing your order (excluding weekends and UK public holidays). We will send you an email confirming when we have dispatched your order. Postal delivery will normally take a further 5 working days.

Delivery times and charges vary by country.

Multiple delivery addresses in the same order will result in multiple delivery charges.

When ordering goods from Jadlam Toys & models for delivery overseas you may be subject to import duties and taxes, which are levied once the package reaches the specified destination. Any additional charges for customs clearance must be borne by you; we have no control over these charges and cannot predict what they may be. Customs policies vary widely from country to country, so you should contact your local customs office for further information. Additionally, please note that when ordering from Jadlam Toys & Models, you are considered the importer of record and must comply with all laws and regulations of the country in which you are receiving the goods.

All product prices quoted are inclusive of VAT (Value Added Tax). VAT on non EU deliveries cannot be reclaimed.

Important Note on Delivery Times

We do everything we can to meet the delivery times specified in this section. However, occasionally delivery times may be affected by factors beyond the control of Jadlam Racing and therefore cannot be guaranteed.

Returns

Key Information at a Glance

The most important points from our returns policy.

 Return unwanted items within 30 days (unopened).

 We provide free return shipping for any faulty, damaged, or incorrectly sent items.

 All returns must be initiated by completing our official Returns Form for efficient processing.

 Ensure items are returned in 'as new' condition with original packaging to qualify for a full refund.

Can I return my item?

Not Wanted

An unwanted product can be returned for a full refund within 30 days of delivery as long as it’s still in its original, unopened packaging.

In accordance with your rights when you purchase goods online, unwanted items can be returned even if you have opened them for inspection as long as you let us know within 14 calendar days from the day after delivery. You can examine the goods as you would in a shop but to obtain a full refund you must not use them. The goods must be returned in ‘as new’ condition and in their original packaging. The packaging must not be ripped or damaged or we may refuse the return.

Returns and exchanges can only be processed with proof of purchase. Please provide your order number when you return a product.

You will be liable for the cost of returning the goods to us and must ensure that they are returned in protective packaging.

Faulty or Damaged

If you have received a damaged or faulty item from us you can return it for a repair, replacement or refund.

If the item is faulty or damaged we will cover the costs of the return shipping. Please contact us prior to returning so we can arrange a free returns label or resolve the fault you are experiencing.

Please make it clear what the issue is on our returns paperwork, as some minor issues may not be very clear to our returns department.

Some manufacturers prefer to deal with faulty items themselves, so returns may be sent directly to the manufacturer. This helps you get a replacement or repair faster.

Incorrect

An item received incorrectly can be returned for a refund or replacement. Please make it clear on the returns paperwork which action you would like us to take. If you do not complete this section, we will automatically issue a refund.

If the item is incorrect, we will cover the return shipping costs. Please complete a returns request form by clicking here and we will provide a returns shipping label for you.

What is your Returns Period?

You can return an item up to 30 days after the date of delivery.

EXTENDED CHRISTMAS RETURNS (covers all orders placed in November & December 2024) ends 31st January 2025.

How do I cancel my order?

If you choose to cancel an order that you have not yet received, please contact us via phone or email. Have your order number ready for quicker processing. Use "Cancellation Request" in your contact message.

We do our best to cancel orders quickly, but it's possible the order is dispatched before we process your request.

If your order has already shipped, you'll need to return it after receiving it. This will be treated as an unwanted return, and you’ll be responsible for return shipping costs.

What are my cancellation rights?

You may cancel an order from the moment it's placed until 14 days after you receive the goods.

Please contact us by phone or email to request a cancellation.

How do I start a return?

You need to complete our Returns Form. A member of our Returns Department will contact you with full instructions.

How do I return my item?

Please complete our Returns Form. We will contact you with instructions.

If you're arranging your own return, please use a tracked courier service. We cannot be held liable for undelivered returns. Reuse original packaging if possible, or make sure the item is well protected and dry in transit.

Check Royal Mail or parcel services like Parcel2Go for competitive rates.

How much does it cost to return an item?

The cost depends on the return reason:

  • Unwanted item: You cover return shipping costs.
  • Damaged/Faulty item: We cover the return shipping.
  • Incorrect item: We cover the return shipping.

For self-paid returns, we recommend Royal Mail or Parcel2Go. A small tracked parcel via Royal Mail should cost around £5; courier options may range £7–10.

When we cover return shipping, we’ll send you a returns label. Complete the form by clicking here.

A restocking fee may apply for returns due to customer error or if items are returned in a condition different from what was stated.

Once your return is approved, you have 14 days to send the item. After that, the return is cancelled and no refund will be issued.

When will I be refunded?

We process refunds or replacements within 3–5 working days of receiving your return. If you used a tracked courier, you can confirm when the item was received. If you don’t hear from us within 7 working days, please get in touch.

How should I package my return?

We recommend reusing the original packaging. You must ensure the item is returned in protective packaging. Items returned damaged or without proper care may not qualify for a refund.

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